Accident prone?
I took a swan dive out of the back of my van on Sunday.
Beautiful to behold, but luckily for me few people actually witnessed my graceful exit and subsequent contact with tarmac. I have bruised my shoulder and underneath the cute little Disney plasters on my left hand are two nasty holes where grit took up temporary residence.
The dent in my shin hurt the most.
I will admit that my lip trembled like a girl.