I had a tense 20 minutes trying to help Adrian change a tyre on the car today.
All those manly gadgets like jacks and things............

I have been off work this weekend because i travelled on the underground last week and so am entirely to blame for being struck down with yet another disease contracted in the confined, sweaty, overly fragrant space that passes for a train carriage in rush hour.
I have given up and have taken sick leave. Normally i try to soldier on, but really i can't be F**ked at the moment.
So it's DVDs and hankies and chicken soup.